i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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