chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I am one with the molecules
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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