Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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