All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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