i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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