genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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