i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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