these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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