there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
That accounts for only three of the penises
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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