this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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