the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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