Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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