im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. Itβs like the pied piper, but with penis
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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