At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You ate ashes out of my bong
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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