Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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