I like my sex mixed with concussions.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
false alarm, still single
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
