what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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