We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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