walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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