To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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