but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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