You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I smell like Dick and happiness
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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