On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
do nipples grow back?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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