I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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