wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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