I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
jump out the window naked night went bad
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