i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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