on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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