just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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