I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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