So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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