Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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