If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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