My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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