Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
