even my farts smell like vagina
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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