Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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