i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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