Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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