i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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