Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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