Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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