so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Randomize
