i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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