she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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