hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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