im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
being pregnant is like rehab
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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