Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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