Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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