We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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