dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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