turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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