That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
A+ Viking dick
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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