The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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