i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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