Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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