dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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